Blinded by the Leos

Today's Rant: Leotards.
Ah yes, the magnificent 'tard. Unlike fine wine, leotards seem to get uglier with time. Thought I should rank the 5 best and worst leos (in my humble opinion) and share them with you guys. Let me know what you think. Let's start with the bad ones, shall we? Spoiler alert: WOGA is a repeat offender. Surprise surprise!

Honorable Mention: WOGA Juniors' P&G Championship Leos

At a glance they don't look that bad. But look closely into the sea of lime green and you will see what looks like some black chunk that makes it look as though she was shot under the left armpit.

Honorable Mention: Whatever these are.

"Ouch." -My eyes

5th Place: MG Elite's 2013 P&G Championship Leos

Laurie, please return this odd, vine-like tan and black leo to whatever forest creature you stole it from.

4th: WOGA 2012 Visa Championship Leos

       Yep, the infamous dog collar one. Lest we forget the white blob that looks like a radioactive spider lunging for Rebecca Bross' throat.

3rd: This Nasty Stripper Leo

      Don't know who wore this and when but I hope they caught their grip buckle on it and ripped it open and were forced to buy a new leo. Let's just pray the back isn't sheer..

      

Tie for 1st: Simona Amanar's 2000 Vault Final Leo and 

For a country with typically good leotard taste, Romania really screwed up with the mustard yellow here. Also, they made Sandra's leo a canvas for a pre-school finger painting party. Tragic.